| Author | Title: Re: German Jokes |
| Joel |
Posted At 03:21:54 09/10/2006
What is one of the most intelligent things GERMan soldiers said when asked why they followed the vicious maniac Hitler to murder tens of millions of innocent Europeans?
We were just following orders!!!!!!
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| Joel |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 12 replies)
Posted At 03:24:06 09/10/2006
What nation's people can't think for themselves and will gladly do STUPID things like murder tens of millions of innocent people if there given the orders to do so?
VERMany GERMany!
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| Tony |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 4 replies)
Posted At 03:40:32 10/08/2006
Why do GERMans call their nation "Deutschland" in GERMan?
Because it sounds like Doosh-land!
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| Abe |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 2 replies)
Posted At 03:55:24 10/08/2006
They say that men with small private parts try to make up for their lack of manhood/inferiority complex by driving around big trucks and other "macho" vehichles.
Now we know why the GERMans were obsessed with building a big army!!
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| Tony |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 15:56:34 10/19/2006
To show how dumb GERMans are when they don't get orders:
A bunch of GERMan soldiers with diarrhea smelled up their building because they never got the orders to wipe their butts.
When the GERMan soldiers finally did get the orders to wipe their butts, they couldn't because the GERMans who supplied the building with Toilet Paper NEVER got the ORDERS to get the toilet paper.
In light of this, how did the GERMan soldiers with Diarrhea finally wipe their butts?
Each GERMan soldier found the nearest Staircase hand railing, sat on it and slid down it.
Therefore EFFICIENTLY wiping the diarrhea off their GERMan butts.
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| Tony |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 15:57:43 10/19/2006
To show how dumb GERMans are when they don't get orders:
A bunch of GERMan soldiers with diarrhea smelled up their building because they never got the orders to wipe their butts.
When the GERMan soldiers finally did get the orders to wipe their butts, they couldn't because the GERMans who supplied the building with Toilet Paper NEVER got the ORDERS to get the toilet paper.
In light of this, how did the GERMan soldiers with Diarrhea finally wipe their butts?
Each GERMan soldier found the nearest Staircase hand railing, sat on it and slid down it.
Therefore EFFICIENTLY wiping the diarrhea off their GERMan butts.
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| azhar |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 01:37:03 05/17/2007
now bush dhoosh and Mush also doing same stupidity. lun laina
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| azhar |
Re: German Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 01:38:55 05/17/2007
now phudda marwane bush mush and dush doing the dame
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