Karim's Jokes Page

An American, Canadian and Egiptian are all dringing in a bar together the American drinks his beer,  chucks the glass in the air and shoots it "we have so much money in America,  that did not matter" he says

The Egiptian, drinks his beer, chucks the glass in the air and shoots it "we have so much sand in Egypt,  to make glass that did not matter" he says

The canadian drinks his beer,  chucks the glass in the air and shoots the American "We have so many of them in Canada,  that did not matter" he says

Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break.

"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied.

"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio."

A lesson learned
Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you
my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.

Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil
of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

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